For everyone who happen to love money and its derivative.
- Once you have their money, you never give it back.
- The best deal is the one that brings the most profit.
- Never spend more for an acquisition than you have to.
- If you can't break a contract, bend it.
- Never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity.
- Keep your ears open.
- Small print leads to large risk.
- Opportunity plus instinct equals profit.
- Greed is eternal.
- Even if it's free, you can always buy it cheaper.
- Anything worth doing is worth doing for money.
- Anything worth doing is worth doing twice.
- Keep your family close, keep your Latinum closer.
- Acting stupid is often smart.
- A deal is a deal. (until a better one comes along).
- A contract is a contract is a contract - but only between Ferengi.
- A Ferengi without profit is no Ferengi at all.
- Satisfaction is not guaranteed.
- Only give money to people you know you can steal from.
- Never place friendship before profit.
- A wise man can hear profit in the wind.
- Latinum can't buy happiness, but you can sure have a blast renting it.
- There's always a way out.
- As the customers go, so goes the wise profiteer.
- There's nothing more dangerous than an honest businessman.
- Whisper your way to success.
- Be careful what you sell. It may do exactly what the customer expects.
- War is good for business.
- Peace is good for business.
- Friendship is temporary; profit is forever.
- Profit is its own reward.
- What's mine is mine, and what's yours is mine too.
- Never confuse wisdom with luck.
- Ambition knows no family.
- Make your shop easy to find.
- Don't trust a man wearing a better suit than your own.
- The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife.
- Everything is worth something to somebody.
- Gratitude can bring on generosity.
- Reward anyone who adds to your profits so they will continue to do so.
- Never ask when you can take.
- Good customers are as rare as Latinum, Treasure them.
- There is no substitute for success.
- Free advice is seldom cheap.
- Keep your lies consistent.
- The riskier the road, the greater the profit.
- There's a customer born every minute.
- Never trust your customers.
- Home is where the heart is, but the stars are made of Latinum.
- Every once in a while, declare peace. "It confuses the hell out of your enemies".
- It's better to swallow your pride than to lose your profit.
- When the going gets tough, the tough change the Rules.
- The flimsier the product, the higher the price.
- A friend is not a friend if he asks for a discount.
- Never let the competition know what you're thinking.
- A friend in need means three times the profit.
- Ask not what your profits can do for you, ask what you can do for your profits.
- There are many paths to profit.
- For every Rule, there is an equal and opposite Rule, (except when there's not).
- Every man has his price.
- Trust is the biggest liability of all.
- If they take your first offer, you either asked too little or offered too much.
- The only value of a collectible is what you can get somebody else to pay for it.
- Nature decays, but Latinum lasts forever.
- There is no honor in poverty.
- A warranty is valid only if they can find you.
- Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack.
- Treat people in your debt like family, exploit them [ruthlessly].
- The best contract always has a lot of fine print.
- Everything is for sale, including friendship.
- Never judge a customer by the size of his wallet, (...sometimes, good things come in small packages).
- You can't make a deal if you're dead.
- Stay neutral in conflict so that you can sell supplies to both sides.
- Never trust a beneficiary.
- There's no such thing as an unfair advantage.
- Risk is part of the game... play it for all it's worth.
- There's nothing wrong with charity...as long as it winds up in your pocket.
- Necessity, n. The mother of invention. Profit is the father.
- Even in the worst of times, someone turns a profit.
- Blood is thicker than water, and Latinum is thicker than both.
- Know your enemies... but do business with them always.
- Not even dishonesty can tarnish the shine of profit.
- A fool and his money is the best customer.
- Hear all, trust nothing.
- It's always good business to know about new customers before they walk in your door.
- The justification of profit is profit.
- Sometimes the only thing more dangerous than a question is an answer.
- Never give away for free what can be sold.
- Never begin a business negotiation on an empty stomach.
- You can't free a fish from water.
- Always know what you're buying.
- Latinum lasts longer than lust.
- There's a sucker born every minute; be sure you're the first to find each one.
- A wife is a luxury... a smart accountant, a necessity.
- Accountants do not play the game; they only keep the score.
- Life's not fair. How else would you turn a profit?
- A wealthy man can afford anything except a conscience.
- Never allow doubt to tarnish your lust for Latinum.
- The customer is always right, (...until you get their cash).
- Anything worth fighting for is worth hiding from.
- Deep down, everyone's a Ferengi.
- Whenever you exploit someone, it never hurts to thank them. That way, it's easier to exploit them the next time. (Neelix made this rule up)
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