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Minggu, 24 Mei 2015

Love your Money ? This Is How you Work for It.

For everyone who happen to love money and its derivative.
  1. Once you have their money, you never give it back.

  2. The best deal is the one that brings the most profit.

  3. Never spend more for an acquisition than you have to.

  4. If you can't break a contract, bend it.

  5. Never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity.

  6. Keep your ears open.

  7. Small print leads to large risk.

  8. Opportunity plus instinct equals profit.

  9. Greed is eternal.

  10. Even if it's free, you can always buy it cheaper.

  11. Anything worth doing is worth doing for money.

  12. Anything worth doing is worth doing twice.

  13. Keep your family close, keep your Latinum closer.

  14. Acting stupid is often smart.

  15. A deal is a deal. (until a better one comes along).

  16. A contract is a contract is a contract - but only between Ferengi.

  17. A Ferengi without profit is no Ferengi at all.

  18. Satisfaction is not guaranteed.

  19. Only give money to people you know you can steal from.

  20. Never place friendship before profit.

  21. A wise man can hear profit in the wind.

  22. Latinum can't buy happiness, but you can sure have a blast renting it.

  23. There's always a way out.

  24. As the customers go, so goes the wise profiteer.

  25. There's nothing more dangerous than an honest businessman.

  26. Whisper your way to success.

  27. Be careful what you sell. It may do exactly what the customer expects.

  28. War is good for business.

  29. Peace is good for business.

  30. Friendship is temporary; profit is forever.

  31. Profit is its own reward.

  32. What's mine is mine, and what's yours is mine too.

  33. Never confuse wisdom with luck.

  34. Ambition knows no family.

  35. Make your shop easy to find.

  36. Don't trust a man wearing a better suit than your own.

  37. The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife.

  38. Everything is worth something to somebody.

  39. Gratitude can bring on generosity.

  40. Reward anyone who adds to your profits so they will continue to do so.

  41. Never ask when you can take.

  42. Good customers are as rare as Latinum, Treasure them.

  43. There is no substitute for success.

  44. Free advice is seldom cheap.

  45. Keep your lies consistent.

  46. The riskier the road, the greater the profit.

  47. There's a customer born every minute.

  48. Never trust your customers.

  49. Home is where the heart is, but the stars are made of Latinum.

  50. Every once in a while, declare peace. "It confuses the hell out of your enemies".

  51. It's better to swallow your pride than to lose your profit.

  52. When the going gets tough, the tough change the Rules.

  53. The flimsier the product, the higher the price.

  54. A friend is not a friend if he asks for a discount.

  55. Never let the competition know what you're thinking.

  56. A friend in need means three times the profit.

  57. Ask not what your profits can do for you, ask what you can do for your profits.

  58. There are many paths to profit.

  59. For every Rule, there is an equal and opposite Rule, (except when there's not).

  60. Every man has his price.

  61. Trust is the biggest liability of all.

  62. If they take your first offer, you either asked too little or offered too much.

  63. The only value of a collectible is what you can get somebody else to pay for it.

  64. Nature decays, but Latinum lasts forever.

  65. There is no honor in poverty.

  66. A warranty is valid only if they can find you.

  67. Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack.

  68. Treat people in your debt like family, exploit them [ruthlessly].

  69. The best contract always has a lot of fine print.

  70. Everything is for sale, including friendship.

  71. Never judge a customer by the size of his wallet, (...sometimes, good things come in small packages).

  72. You can't make a deal if you're dead.

  73. Stay neutral in conflict so that you can sell supplies to both sides.

  74. Never trust a beneficiary.

  75. There's no such thing as an unfair advantage.

  76. Risk is part of the game... play it for all it's worth.

  77. There's nothing wrong with charity...as long as it winds up in your pocket.

  78. Necessity, n. The mother of invention. Profit is the father.

  79. Even in the worst of times, someone turns a profit.

  80. Blood is thicker than water, and Latinum is thicker than both.

  81. Know your enemies... but do business with them always.

  82. Not even dishonesty can tarnish the shine of profit.

  83. A fool and his money is the best customer.

  84. Hear all, trust nothing.

  85. It's always good business to know about new customers before they walk in your door.

  86. The justification of profit is profit.

  87. Sometimes the only thing more dangerous than a question is an answer.

  88. Never give away for free what can be sold.

  89. Never begin a business negotiation on an empty stomach.

  90. You can't free a fish from water.

  91. Always know what you're buying.

  92. Latinum lasts longer than lust.

  93. There's a sucker born every minute; be sure you're the first to find each one.

  94. A wife is a luxury... a smart accountant, a necessity.

  95. Accountants do not play the game; they only keep the score.

  96. Life's not fair. How else would you turn a profit?

  97. A wealthy man can afford anything except a conscience.

  98. Never allow doubt to tarnish your lust for Latinum.

  99. The customer is always right, (...until you get their cash).

  100. Anything worth fighting for is worth hiding from.

  101. Deep down, everyone's a Ferengi.

  102. Whenever you exploit someone, it never hurts to thank them. That way, it's easier to exploit them the next time. (Neelix made this rule up)

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